I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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