On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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