Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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