its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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