Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
