Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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