With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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