these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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