Christians are straight up FREAKS
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Michael Bay diarrhea
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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