I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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