doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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