He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
