you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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