i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize