so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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