I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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