oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
so explain again why im purple
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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