if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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