I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
