Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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