Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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