No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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