chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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