He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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