I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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