how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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