When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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