I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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