i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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