What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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