Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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