Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
smell my finger.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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