garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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