Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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