this boner is exhausting
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
