It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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