i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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