she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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