...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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