Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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