I think I am morally bankrupt
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He shit in the fireplace
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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