make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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