I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
