4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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