Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She's the barista slut.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
