I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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