its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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