Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
