Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
please don't ironically join a cult
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