Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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