words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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