I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
time to smoke my breakfast
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm getting married
To pizza
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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