eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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